OPEN POST.

[bragnificent]

OPEN POST

psls ✦ memes/overflow ✦ aus ✦ pic prompt

✦ this is open to everyone, no need to ask first before commenting! feel free to PM if you'd like to discuss anything. please mark NSFW accordingly.
✦ open to both castmates and cross-canon, & shipping with any gender is fine.

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[bragnificent]

well jeez keller i didnt mean like in the "everybody has a mom" kind of way
but yeah i guess im free
is this gonna be like at ur place or are we going out somewhere

[kellerinstinct]

I know what you meant, but I'm pretty sure my mom's been to at least a couple of school things over the years. You probably just never noticed her.

We're going out to some military dinner? But the officers' kids are getting together afterward.

[bragnificent]

right bc i dont usually keep track of what everybodys MOMS look like
i mean unless theyre hot, obviously

but dont worry, im good at getting moms to like me
should i bring anything 4 the afterparty

[kellerinstinct]

Well, she's probably not your type, at least.

You're the best and I'll owe you.
Only your fake ID.

[bragnificent]

we'll see
army mom is new territory 4 me

yeah u will but i AM the best so at least its worth it, u get what u pay for after all
i mean figuratively speaking

already never leave home w/out that so good deal 👌🏽
see u friday