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vague like how

but it was ok
being in nyc was pretty awesome
otherwise we mostly drove stayed in crappy motels and shot off fireworks upstate on the 4th

vague like he didn't mention pyrotechnics, the most fun thing to mention?

have you been in a big city like nyc before?

ikr & here i was, the only person who thought 2 bring any
thats probably why he didnt mention it
but idk what the hell else they thought we were gonna spend all our time doing on the freaking 4th of july

well yeah like, obviously
but just not in a while

i hope somebody ate a hot dog or nine at least. ngl, was disappointed about lack of creepy/haunted/absurd roadside attractions in the recounting of this trip.

cool. i'm from one, but i still feel like nyc is in its own league. i visit my cousin there back home when we have time.

u oughta know by now i dont go in 4 crap like that
u want ghost stories talk 2 jughead or tate, they probably did a whole episode all about the road signs we passed or sumthing for their stupid podcast

[ Jason Blossom's Deathiversary puts him in even less of a mood than usual for ghost stories, in fact. ]

yeah its cool
way more my style than all this small town shit

not even the corny stuff? worlds biggest pickle? worlds biggest giraffe statue?

all the people i know from small towns couldn't wait to leave them, but they get all nostalgic about them after a bunch of mead.

sideshows & tourist traps just arent my thing dude
i mean i have a video of myself on the subway if u want to see that

anyway its not so much that i mind living in riverdale, like its fine until i graduate i just dont wanna die there
not that it matters now lol

maybe. why'd you take a video of yourself on the subway?

lachesis sucks but you can't say you didn't get to travel i guess.

just seemed like the thing to do
a guys gotta commemorate a trip somehow so why NOT film it

[ This, however, is the video. Worth it...? ]

i guess
not like i couldnt drive to the city back home if i wanted to
just one of those things thats always a real hassle to organize tho

dude you've got your post hs career all sorted out? that face at the end, lol

i should probably get my license now that alex isn't here to be a drive thru unicorn when necessary. but that seems like a hassle too.

i wouldnt rly call that a career

how do u not know how to drive
i mean ppl always say u dont need a car in the city anyway but
like that seems nuts who doesnt want their car

why not? it's a better one than like. dj or proctologist

quick reminder of my autobiography: young, homeless, dead. learning what the fuck a stickshift was just didn't happen

well yeah obv dj isnt much of a career either
its not like u can put that on a resume & be taken seriously its just what ppl do while theyre still living in their parents basement
more like a hobby

what so like not even an automatic?
god ur useless

agreed. meanwhile a dancer has like a schedule and a stable income and a uniform kind of? that's a job.

i know how to break into cars. not drive them. everyone has different skills.

thanks but im only interested in spending money in clubs not making it
besides everybody knows job =/= career

& ok im almost positive u've been here long enuf that u couldve learned how to drive by now
are u gonna keep using that whole being dead thing as an excuse 4 everything

what's your job/career options?

i told you already i didn't learn here bc it seemed like a hassle/i had a unicorn ride. and yes. "the whole being dead thing" or the homeless thing explains me not doing like 90% of normal teen bullshit to date, like getting a drivers permit.

what like, here? idk
my job rn is pretty good so i havent rly thot about it much

[ Better than his "job" back home, anyway... ]

u know believe it or not jughead can drive
maybe u could ask him to show u how

all we have is time to think. thanks cool alternate universe prison.

why won't you show me?

yeah i guess
idk its not like im gonna be bothering w/ college here so if it aint broke why fix it, right

cuz u dont know how to freakin drive dude i dont want u scratching the paint job

consider it a thought exercise?

i've never crashed a horse or a chariot. have crashed a skateboard, though.

that sounds like an oxymoron
pro sports or sumthing else where i get to be on tv maybe? whats it matter
i doubt uve got ur whole future planned out already

do u want me to teach u how to drive magnus

oh my gods you'd crush those post-game athlete interviews. some younger guys tried to get them started in valhalla but it always just turned into rematch hel.

maybe. would you wanna?

tbf thats half of what sports interviews are good for
ppl love a rematch that comes w/ a story attached wrestlings got the right idea
but yeah, i would. goes w/out saying maybe but its true, so u should say it

would i & would i wanna are 2 entirely separate questions
am i getting paid

wrestlings got the right idea about literally everything. i love wrestling.

i'm not paying someone to do a thing they don't wanna. so i guess no. you can just have money if you need it? persephone pays me like six hundred times above min wage.

dude. right? wrestling is the freakin best
well, best to watch

my point is i would wanna if im getting paid for it
i dont "need" money let alone from u like im some kind of charity case

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