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[bragnificent]

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[fehus]

consider it a thought exercise?

i've never crashed a horse or a chariot. have crashed a skateboard, though.

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[bragnificent]

that sounds like an oxymoron
pro sports or sumthing else where i get to be on tv maybe? whats it matter
i doubt uve got ur whole future planned out already

do u want me to teach u how to drive magnus

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[fehus]

oh my gods you'd crush those post-game athlete interviews. some younger guys tried to get them started in valhalla but it always just turned into rematch hel.

maybe. would you wanna?

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[bragnificent]

tbf thats half of what sports interviews are good for
ppl love a rematch that comes w/ a story attached wrestlings got the right idea
but yeah, i would. goes w/out saying maybe but its true, so u should say it

would i & would i wanna are 2 entirely separate questions
am i getting paid

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[fehus]

wrestlings got the right idea about literally everything. i love wrestling.

i'm not paying someone to do a thing they don't wanna. so i guess no. you can just have money if you need it? persephone pays me like six hundred times above min wage.

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[bragnificent]

dude. right? wrestling is the freakin best
well, best to watch

my point is i would wanna if im getting paid for it
i dont "need" money let alone from u like im some kind of charity case

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[fehus]

agreed.

i just mean i'm not paying someone to hang out with me. bc i care more about the hanging out than the learning to drive honestly. where am i gonna park a car? in the nearby river?

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[bragnificent]

oh well that rly clears it up
i cant tell if thats supposed to be a yes or a no

& u can park ur own car wherever u want
4 u i'd probably recommend on the lawn like a redneck

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[fehus]

it's: stop making it weird, mantle.

i don't have a lawn either.

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[bragnificent]

dont u like, live in a field or forest or sumthing tho
like isnt ur entire home technically a lawn

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[fehus]

no. my entire home is untamed natural beauty TM. none of this pink flamingo suburb lawnmower "lawn" crap.

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[bragnificent]

lol
i see theres some strong opinions in the anti-lawn community today

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[fehus]

yeah

are you gonna stop being weird about the driving thing?

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[bragnificent]

im not being weird about the driving thing
i didnt even think there WAS a driving thing
but if u want me to teach u that badly i guess i could help u out

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[fehus]

ok. i can borrow noah's car probably.

[the pink hearse.]