IC CONTACT ➛ mask or menace.

[bragnificent]

❝ Ｙｏ， ｙｏｕ ｇｏｔ Ｒｅｇｇｉｅ． Ｌｅａｖｅ ｉｔ！ ❞ ( ♪ )

Comments

[bragnificent]

[ Reggie leaves this message on Read for about 24 hours before responding-- ]

what do u think i am his secretary?

[fehus]

typing "y" or "n" would have taken less time than bitching

is he?

[bragnificent]

n

[ He's helpful! ]

all good now?

[fehus]

not really. he didn't show up to hang in fauxhalla yesterday. and he's not picking up his cell?

[worry,]

[bragnificent]

makes sense
probably bcuz he hasnt been around

[fehus]

???
are you guys fighting

[bragnificent]

no I mean literally he went home abt a week ago

[fehus]

oh

[upside: Archie didn't get hit by a truck. downside: Archie is gone. a few minutes pass while Magnus reels in his own messy feelings about that, and then;]

that fucking sucks. i'm sorry reggie.

[bragnificent]

sure does suck but 🎻
cant get too hung up on it thats just the way the ginger snaps sometimes

[fehus]

it happened a week ago you're allowed to still be "hung up"

do you want to talk about it

[bragnificent]

?
I already told u about it

[fehus]

[drags... a hand down his face]

ok.
well you can hit me up or whatever if you have more shit to say i guess. or just wanna play bloodborne.

[bragnificent]

nope think I'm good
only company I want or need is the kind I can make out with
which definitely rules u out

[fehus]

i'm crushed by the rejection. i'll never cope.

[bragnificent]

I'd say u'll live but I guess that ships already sailed

[fehus]

aw, don't rub it in with cute dead jokes, those are my fave.

[bragnificent]

should I have said something about not digging necrophylia instead?

[fehus]

**gravedigging. but yeah that takes it to a less charming place.

[bragnificent]

🙃
go figure theres no shovel emoji

[fehus]

you sure you don't [wanna talk about it??? no, reggie's definitely sure about that. he finishes, more grumpily;] need a wingman?

[bragnificent]

what u mean u?
srs q but do u even know how to wingman

[fehus]

i'm a fast learner?

[bragnificent]

yeah right
like i'd want or need any help from u in the 1st place
tho I guess feel free to give psphone the news that I'm back on the market if u want
u guys r pretty tight right

[fehus]

[deep sighs]

yeah we're tight but i think you can handle your own bootycall texts.

[bragnificent]

see what i mean? some wingman u'd be