IC CONTACT ➛ mask or menace.

[bragnificent]

❝ Ｙｏ， ｙｏｕ ｇｏｔ Ｒｅｇｇｉｅ． Ｌｅａｖｅ ｉｔ！ ❞ ( ♪ )

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text SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT

[fehus]

uh hey do you think i could stop by the apartment quick to get something i left? archie's not picking up and it's important.

[a second buzz]

it's magnus btw

[a third buzz]

chase

[...a fourth... buzz...]

with the blond hair

text ALL RIGHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTT

[bragnificent]

ugh
well I dont know where he is right now so sure I guess
what is it anyway
like am I gonna have to let u in, too


wait who

[fehus]

[this is humiliating. he's been in Archie's apartment so much. wait, is he kidding? are they kidding-around level of familiar?]

[he's stressed]

magnus chase. i fell asleep on your beanbag a couple weeks ago and you accidentally dropped a bowl of cereal on me?

i don't know where i left them so you might have to let me in. i'll be quick. sorry.

[bragnificent]

[ Yeah, he totally knows who Magnus is. But what's he supposed to do, just not give people a hard time? ]

oh yeah lol now I remember! right...
accidentally

whatever, its fine
whatd u forget
bcuz if u left any clothes here after the party then we probably dont have them anymore

[fehus]

[why did he repeat "accidentally".......................................]

i did?? lose my trunks at that party?? uh but i left these just the other night, they're a pair of pink sunglasses and they're not mine. so.

[so Alex will kick his Ass if he loses them in the Party House. he knows time is of the essence]

[bragnificent]

[ """Accidentally"""...... ]

haha DUDE
what like while u were wearing them? how did I miss that????

oh so those are urs
thank god bcuz I thought they might belong to [ CHERYL... ] someone who just left them here as an excuse to come back

[fehus]

it was pretty late and everybody was bombed. thankfully.

is that a thing that happens? isn't that just a weird pick-up artist move?

[bragnificent]

lame

[ He's the host, people losing their swimsuits shouldn't be something he's missing out on getting to witness! ]

yes and definitely yes
tho I'd call it less weird and more just kind of sad and desperate

[fehus]

i thought everybody bombed was supposed to be good?

it's all of the above. reiterating: i left them there because i was sleepy, stupid, and not paying attention, not sad, desperate, and weird.

[fehus]

no offense to you and archie.

[bragnificent]

well yeah, obviously it is
dont worry about it


well that WASNT offensive until u added the "no offense"

[fehus]

it was a joke. please don't crush my friend's sunglasses, or he'll crush me.

[bragnificent]

dude, cmon
I wasnt going to crush ur friends sunglasse
what the hell kind of dick do u take me for

[fehus]

aren't you on the football team? i've seen the 80's highschool movies.

**joking again. i don't think you're a dick.

[bragnificent]

wow arent u a riot

[ And just for that Reggie's gonna attach a selfie of himself wearing the sunglasses in question. Contaminating them with his essence. ]

idk

[fehus]

[attractive. who SAID THAT?]

they're viking cursed. you're viking cursed, now, dude. sorry.

[bragnificent]

since when do vikings have curses
I'm already buff and I already drink I'm pretty sure I'll be safe

[fehus]

every object is cursed in viking-land. a curse is something bad. you'd balloon up to a sumo wrestler size or only be able to drink go-gurt.

[bragnificent]

ew
dude dont even joke about that

[fehus]

sumo wrestlers or go-gurt?

[bragnificent]

sumo obviously
I've just got too good of a body

nothing wrong with gogurt

[fehus]

[feels uncomfortable commenting on the qualitative goodness of Reggie Mantle's body]

[thus has no other commentary besides;]

go-gurts good yeah

omw, btw. if that's still ok

[bragnificent]

yeah I dont care

how close are u

[fehus]

i'm coming from out in the woods of de chima so like 20 min i guess?

you don't have to clean up or anything like i think archie does

[bragnificent]

ok cool
wasnt gonna clean just needed to know if I had enough time to change my shirt

see u in a few then dude
text when ur at the door
or I guess u can just come inside, doors unlocked