IC CONTACT ➛ mask or menace.

[bragnificent]

❝ Ｙｏ， ｙｏｕ ｇｏｔ Ｒｅｇｇｉｅ． Ｌｅａｖｅ ｉｔ！ ❞ ( ♪ )

Comments

[baphlement]

[And at the words DICK PIC this IMAGE GOLEM starts CRAWLING AROUND THE EDGE OF THE LAPTOP and STICKING its LEGGY OUT OF THE SCREEN.]

[bragnificent]

[ WELL NOW THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN HIM MAYBE EVER...? And yes he is including his best friend getting shot in that, so don't even ask! ]

W YD?!?!/ ,
tf even is this some kind of super virus??
?!?/!

[baphlement]

No!! It is but the POWER OF BAPHOMET!!

Do you accept your DESTINY as my HIGH PRIEST?

[bragnificent]

what rly?? lol
wtf do u even call a power like that



my destiny huh?
what do ur high priests get to do

[baphlement]

Image golems.

Think "manager" but better looking than the average.

[bragnificent]

? do they always just crawl around like that

but more importantly sounds like i'm just the right mantle for the job. then
i even have some experience w/ managing talent, in addition to just my skills & good looks only


how are the benefits

[baphlement]

Not unless I make them. But they won't hurt you.

[And just like that, the box with human arms dissipates. Like it was never there.]

I mean, not great? I don't have the funds here like I did back home. But I WILL, and you'll rise with me.

[bragnificent]

next time make sum better looking ones ok
at least then theyd be fun to look at

[ Not actually the benefits Reggie was referring to, but still useful information to him. ]

so what ur saying is basically id be working for free like, indefinitely
did i get that right?
why me anyway

[baphlement]

Because you have an untamed confidence. That's what I need.

[bragnificent]

oh

well damn dude u do get me
i cant argue w/ facts like that
ok im in
and 1st things 1st u need to get sum posters made

[baphlement]

Already a real firestarter!

What kind of posters we thinking?

[bragnificent]

u gotta market urself by showing ppl WHY they wanna come see u
but only give em a taste so theyll have to come back when theyre ready for more
maybe a photoshoot?

[baphlement]

Is everything about dick pics with yoU?

[bragnificent]

what? no dude not at all
im saying DONT show ur dick on them
i mean like u can flatter it, but dont SHOW it

[baphlement]

I have no bloody idea how to do that.

[bragnificent]

jesus dude u really do need my help
tight pants
& pose in a way that draws ppls eyes to where u want them to go

[ ATTCHMENT_1, ATTCHMENT_2 ]

see what i mean?
flattering

[baphlement]

Mr. Mantle, are you trying to seduce me?

[bragnificent]

hey im being real rn, this is serious advice!

but also yes

[baphlement]

Reggie, as my High Priest, you need to know that I don't put out until I've been treated to dinner first.



THREE dinners.

[bragnificent]

think i cant afford 3 dinners? im good for it
they can even be in restaurants, no take-out

[baphlement]

Look at you, big spender here. How'd you get all that money?

[bragnificent]

i have a job & can make my own alcohol
adds up pretty fast once u cut out a major expense like that

[baphlement]

Oh yeah, you're def a good choice in high priest.

Stay tuned, Mr. Mantle.