Whatever, man.

[ he genuinely doesn't care what reggie does outside of this apartment. it has nothing to do with him and jughead strongly prefers keeping it that way. there are some things in life you just don't need to know. reggie's personal life is at the top of that list for him. ]

Just no more porn. If you want to continue watching, then do it on your laptop. I'm going to take a shower now. When I come out of it, I sincerely hope my eyes won't be afflicted by... that kind of content onscreen.

[ the thought of a nice, hot shower is at least enough for him to drop this argument. he is tired and hungry, and he honestly just wants to spend the rest of the night relaxing. he won't let reggie mantle take that away from him. besides, he may as well try to make the best of an overall crappy situation. it's not like either of them can leave until the blizzard ends.

why make this harder than it has to be?

so, excuse him while he disappears for a good 10-15 minutes. he is going to enjoy his momentary escape from his "husband". ]