IC CONTACT ➛ mask or menace.

[bragnificent]

❝ Ｙｏ， ｙｏｕ ｇｏｔ Ｒｅｇｇｉｅ． Ｌｅａｖｅ ｉｔ！ ❞ ( ♪ )

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[bragnificent]

wait do they MAKE those?
u think they'd do a thanksgiving themed one

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[itistolaugh]

IM GOING TO FIND OUT
just leave his office unlocked and dont ask any questions

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[bragnificent]

not asking questions is what I do best
done and done and done

wait do we know how longs hes gonna be out for yet
maybe christmas themed is better?

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[itistolaugh]

no idea but if he's not back by christmas we should definitely steal stuff from his office
do you know his favorite color? might as well theme it on that just to be safe

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[bragnificent]

if hes not back by christmas we might wanna consider some kinda intervention, too
I mean what would keep him out for 2 whole months? might be serious

blue
no wait: it's gold
I always get it mixed up for a sec bcuz those are also my school's colors
do they even make those in gold? or gold PLATED?

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[itistolaugh]

idk probably

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[bragnificent]

I'll check ebay

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[itistolaugh]

ok make sure to do it on the clock
this counts as work related since its for the boss

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[bragnificent]

yeah of course
honestly I dont know why I even have to be here if HE'S not, but hey
I can live with doing whatever I want for a few hours and still getting paid the same for it

he say anything to u about it

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[itistolaugh]

he told me to stop asking about it

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[bragnificent]

same here
think he's sick?

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[itistolaugh]

if he was sick he would say he's sick and try to get as much sympathy for his suffering as possible

i'll ask rincewind if he's seen him recently

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[bragnificent]

maybe
maybe not
but in any case he must not be dying
didnt look like it when I stopped by, anyway

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[itistolaugh]

did he seem weird

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[bragnificent]

yeah. pretty weird
idk maybe one of his patients freaked him out or something
I mean I'm sure some of them can get pretty freaky

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[itistolaugh]

SOMETHING happened
but he'll be damned before he talks to ME about it
best of luck kiddo

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[bragnificent]

lol hes not gonna talk to me about it
and thats fine I dont really need or want to know
but if my boss goes MIA then whos gonna be signing my checks tho, right?

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[itistolaugh]

you're a real softie

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[bragnificent]

😉
thats what makes me so good at my job 💁🏽‍♂️